Tuesday, March 27, 2007

kept man.... no..er... domestic partner?




I was helping the pirate librarian rearrange some of our book collection yesterday. Spring cleaning and all. I found a "Liberated Mother Goose" book from the early 70s. It contained nursery rhymes about career women and stay at home dads. I have come to the conclusion she had this planned all along! I have become a domesticated man toy! What do I do? I need to go out and get a man job as soon as I can! I need to build things, break things... putting out fires is manly right? I'm a kept man in the most conservative town in the free world!!! GOOD GOD SOMEONE PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A JOB???!!!????!!!

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