La Mustache of Doom?

Well, the grizzly Adams unemployed look I have been sporting while finishing my Masters has to go. I"m going to wash my best Hawaiian shirts and get ready for the interview action. Actually, I'm going to buy the best pointy hat I can find and keep my mustache... Maybe the Keebler Tree is hiring. I might be a little tall, but I would be able to reach everything on the top shelf!