Tuesday, March 20, 2007

goodbye old friend




It is time to trim my Titan mustache. I have enjoyed the mustache wax and the nonstop twirling. It has been fun titan mustache, but i fear you are scaring the job interview people, you have go go for a bit. Maybe you can come back after I retire, or I get a job at a place where pointy mustaches are accepted. If I don't find an analyst position soon, maybe I'll become a firefighter. My Dad was a firefighter, and I'm damn proud of him. It would be an honor to follow in his footsteps.

4 comments:

EVK4 said...

In my mid-20s I worked at a remote office for MCI as a Sales Operations Manager, a pretty lofty position for someone of my limited talents.

At the same time, I was experiencing a longing to be an artist instead of a corporate flunky. So, I grew facial hair, lots of it. Every time the beard got too bushy and it was time to shave, I'd start experimenting with mutton chops, porn staches, and other fun configurations.

Only once did I accidentally have the strange facial hair for an important meeting, but this was an HR VP who had been trained to not pass judgement.

Grow the 'stache once you have the job.

"Raps" said...

I like the way you think!

EVK4 said...

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070324/ids_photos_wl/r1946899721.jpg

The German Beard Championships!!!

EVK4 said...

http://tinyurl.com/25eypl

I made it a tiny Url.