Tuesday, April 17, 2007
The Horror
I had a bad dream about the Gnome Be Gones. I have to find a way to make peace with these creatures. Who would make such things? WHY? WHY? I wish I could understand. Gnomes are good peeps! The guys from ZZ TOP are Gnomes! I am off to the "Raps" cave to create "Librarian be Gones." All I need are a couple of pipe cleaners, a coconut, some dice and some chia pet seeds for the beard. I will use lightning to animate this creature, because I'm fresh out of reanimation serum. These creatures must be stopped! Who is with me?!
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Who is with you? Hell, who isn't with you!
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