I have a wife now, that means I no longer have a say on anything.. I LOVE lawn gnomes! She wants me to plant a garden. So I'm gonna plant a garden. I wanted to contribute to the garden too, with lawn gnomes!
And look at what she orders... they are called gnome be gones! they are scary looking! but Ali loves them.... so now my gnome friends are on the run, wanted for crimes they didn't commit; wandering from house to house, solving mysteries....
It's not a bad life I guess.
2 comments:
the gnomes are probably going to organize (possibly with that wooden-shoed dutch mafia of yours) to take back the garden, don't worry.
I once saw a full-scale lawn battle between pink flamingoes and lawn gnomes. It was quite disturbing.
Just remember to always say you're sorry even if it is not your fault. Welcome to marriage. I'll keep my eye out for the gnomes.
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