A fellow laser 28 guy is moving away to a city called Kansas city, but it isn't the capital of the state Kansas like the name would imply. It makes sense because the name of his boat is Yikes. Yikes is right.
Yo Ho yip yippie yip yip yo ho
I'm a pirate singing yo ho where ever I go
I'm Captain Rapscallion and the last bloke who knows
there B treasure out yonder where a good tail wind blows
I'm jolly for the most part but with a selfish deminor
and I won't share my treasure so nee ner nee ner nee ner